— [http://goo.gl/aFCl1T] Ibrahamid answered,_______________________"Yahweh Akbar!"
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'Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?' —Douglas Adams.
As I was heading home from the Stade de Valls-Molins I met three men with several wives each. Each one of them had a thick book under their arms and the books had the same commentaries. Men, wives, books, arms. How many are there going to Stade de Valls-Molins? Answer: only one, because those three men are the samme guy, namely: Ibrahamid.
And his god told Ibrahamid Cazeneuve al-Jireh Abdelslam:
— "Ivrahamid!"
— "Here I am," he replied.
Then his god said,
— "Be obedient. Take your best friends, your only friends, which you love and go to the region of Stade de Valls-Molins, a place that has 150 different nationalities. Sacrifice them there as an offering on a place I will show you."
Early on Friday the 13th Ibrahamid got up and loaded his waist. He took with him two of his buddies. Then, he set out for the place his god had told him about. Some hours later Ibrahamid looked up and saw the place in the distance.
As the three of them went on together, his friends spoke up and said to Ibrahamid,
— "Bro?"
— "Yes, bros?" Ibrahamid replied.
— "Stade de Valls-Molins and all 150 different nationalities are here,” his friends said, "but where are the tickets to come in?"
Ibrahamid answered,
— "God himself will provide the tickets." And the three of them went on together.
Some minutes later, he said to his friends,
— "Go in there while I stay here. I will worship and then I will meet you in paradise."
Then a satisfied voice of his god called out to him in his head, "Ivrahamid! Ivrahamid!"
— "Here I am," he replied.
— "I see that you fear ME, because you have not withheld from me your best friends, your only friends. You were willing to sacrifice them."
The voice of his god called to Ibrahamid from a heaven in his mind and said,
— "I swear by myself that because you have done this and have not withheld your best friends, your only friends, I will surely bless you and make your descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky and as the sand on the seashore. Your descendants will take possession of the cities of their enemies, and through your offspring all nations on earth will be blessed, because you have obeyed me."
Then Ibrahamid met two men who shared the same beliefs, and they set off together for Brussels.
— "Ivrahamid!"
— "Here I am," he replied.
Then his god said,
— "Be obedient. Take your best friends, your only friends, which you love and go to the region of Stade de Valls-Molins, a place that has 150 different nationalities. Sacrifice them there as an offering on a place I will show you."
Early on Friday the 13th Ibrahamid got up and loaded his waist. He took with him two of his buddies. Then, he set out for the place his god had told him about. Some hours later Ibrahamid looked up and saw the place in the distance.
As the three of them went on together, his friends spoke up and said to Ibrahamid,
— "Bro?"
— "Yes, bros?" Ibrahamid replied.
— "Stade de Valls-Molins and all 150 different nationalities are here,” his friends said, "but where are the tickets to come in?"
Ibrahamid answered,
— "God himself will provide the tickets." And the three of them went on together.
Some minutes later, he said to his friends,
— "Go in there while I stay here. I will worship and then I will meet you in paradise."
Then a satisfied voice of his god called out to him in his head, "Ivrahamid! Ivrahamid!"
— "Here I am," he replied.
— "I see that you fear ME, because you have not withheld from me your best friends, your only friends. You were willing to sacrifice them."
The voice of his god called to Ibrahamid from a heaven in his mind and said,
— "I swear by myself that because you have done this and have not withheld your best friends, your only friends, I will surely bless you and make your descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky and as the sand on the seashore. Your descendants will take possession of the cities of their enemies, and through your offspring all nations on earth will be blessed, because you have obeyed me."
Then Ibrahamid met two men who shared the same beliefs, and they set off together for Brussels.
Genesis, chapter 22:1-19 - Surah 37:99-113
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